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<> Welcome to the <> u2lemon<> list <>
<>aka<>
<> u2<>lemon<>express<>

(they wanted a short name for the address)

<><> u2lemon <> aka <> u2 lemon express <><>
<><><> we shall be known as lemonites <><><>
<><><><> we are rich in ascorbic acid <><><><>
<><><><> sour pusses are welcome <><><><><>

<> Please take a moment to review this message <>

<> where u2 fans can communicate with each other, and
<> freely express their thoughts and opinions,
<> popular or unpopular, mellow or tart, on
<> * u2* -and- *tangent topics* <>

<> limited *conditions* <>

<> members ought to be u2 fans, and
<><> ought not take things personally <><>

<> members ought to be prepared to be challenged, and
<><> ought not take things personally <><>

<> members ought to be able to defend themselves verbally, and
<><> ought not take things personally <><>

<> sarcasm and cynicism have a home here, and
<><> it ought not be taken personally <><>

<> smileys are not required to convey humor, it's the
. . . reader's responsibility to find humor, and if one can't,
<><> it ought not be taken personally <><> : p

<> skills in reading comprehension are a definite advantage <>

<> *NOs* - No spam,
<> No selling or distributing bootlegs or
. . . other unauthorized copyrighted material, specifically
<> No adveristing of where to obtain unauthorized copies
. . . of someone else's music, ie mp3s, tapes, bootlegs, etc,
<> No long lists of stuff to sell, this is akin to spam,
<> No excessive vulgarity, No hate messages,
<> No excessive or extreme personal attacks, i spell poorly, so,
<> No pointing out spelling errrors, unless the errror makes
. . . the message totally incoherrant despite the context <>

<><> violators of any of the above might be publicly flogged <><>

<><> email Forgery is Forbidden, and violators will be beheaded <><>

<> *i* reserve the right to change the *conditions* should
. . . *i* deem the circumstances warrant it <>

<> the intent is to be liberal in what is allowed, but remember
. . . whatever you write is more of a reflection on you than anyone
. . . else, so keep in mind your image and credibility are at stake <>

<> Probably Not For the faint of heart, the environmentaly sensitive,
. . . the easily offended, the humorless, the staunch advocates of
. . . political correctness, those who can't defend themselves,
. . . tattletales, Nor people who take things personally <>

<> now, this is a test, it's a toughie,
<> what is the most important message conveyed above? <>

<> if you picked
<><> members ought not take things personally <><>
<> you just passed the entrance test <>

<> if you found the question condescending or offensive,
. . . you may not like this list <>


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